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Title: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on April 29, 2009, 09:56:16 AM
Inspired by the Cafe International session 4/29/09, this is the start to our story.  Please post just a couple lines at a time, thats what tends to make these funny.  Just a couple of words in a post is also fine.  Please remember the consequences of deleting posts, it will change the story if there are posts after the ones you deleted.  Most importantly, HAVE FUN!



Once upon a time in the city of Burgundy Ridge,


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: GamerJeff on April 29, 2009, 04:23:45 PM
...the town citizens had a big party not knowing that...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on April 30, 2009, 12:53:04 AM
mixing citizens from disparate nations would have ongoing consequences. What had been in the past, no longer seemed relevant as.......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: GamerJeff on April 30, 2009, 05:07:33 AM
....the dragon swooped in eating the town's toothpaste supply.  This left them...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on April 30, 2009, 07:26:58 AM
speechless as they had never seen a dragon with bright white shiny teeth. The last dragon to visit Burgundy Ridge brought.....


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Post by: ToneDog on April 30, 2009, 08:17:37 AM
gift baskets.  Then...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: GamerJeff on April 30, 2009, 09:17:30 PM
....during the square dance the cheerleaders showed up and.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on May 01, 2009, 02:51:32 AM
turned on the wind fans blowing straight up their kilts exposing.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on May 02, 2009, 06:18:21 AM
their true identity...


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Post by: ToneDog on May 02, 2009, 06:50:04 AM
... they were dudes.  So, all of the townspeople...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on May 02, 2009, 06:53:50 AM
rejoiced in merriment, drinking to excess, generally engaging in.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: cche on May 02, 2009, 06:55:19 AM
... an ecstatic frenzy realizing that their dreams had finally come....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: GamerJeff on May 02, 2009, 05:45:40 PM
....that the entire town, lost to the swirls of time and only reappearing once every 31.8 days and only for a 5-day period each time, had the strangest feeling while drinking their grog and wolfing down scones heaped with ginormous amounts of honey butter, that they had been there before, celebrating with the dragon.  Some would even call it deja vu.  But not the townspeople and their new-found friends the male cheerleaders.   No, they might call it a dream, a fantasy or even a strange thread only found on a forum somewhere, but deja vu?  No.  Instead, they came almost simultaneously to a decision.  Instead of the weekly bridge tournament they decided instead to ....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on May 03, 2009, 04:25:06 PM
... have a Street Soccer tournament with gnomes as goal tenders, which resulted in ...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on May 04, 2009, 02:13:55 AM
numerous head injuries given gnomes heads were always closer to the ball than their feet. The blood.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on May 04, 2009, 07:20:38 PM
flowed into storm drains, where mice in the sewer...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: GamerJeff on May 05, 2009, 09:15:17 PM
....broke out into a musical adaptation of Little Shop of Horrors meets Field of Dreams, where as the world comes to an end, Pinky and the Brain build a flower shop in the middle of a baseball diamond and talking plants with backup singers vie for control of the world while Pinky decides that he *can* use the peanut butter and beach ball.   

Until, at the end of the musical, right in the middle of the stand-up-and-sing while-I've-got-goose-bumps-this-song-is-so-good bring-the-house-down finale, all at once it......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on May 15, 2009, 03:08:31 PM
dawned upon the townsfolk, there is a greater meaning to life. They simultaneously errupted.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on May 17, 2009, 09:20:09 AM
out of the volcanic gyser and into their next boardgame.  The townsfolk managed to grab the Guiness World Record for...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: GamerJeff on May 23, 2009, 06:18:51 AM
...eating creme-filled scones will playing Monopoly underwater, which led to....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on May 23, 2009, 08:13:30 PM
a feeding frenzy by the local sharks, who are actually allergic to scones.  Their allergic reaction...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on May 24, 2009, 01:29:53 AM
caused them to fart in your general direction.  The bubbly smell drifted upwards toward a flock of seagulls . . .


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on June 09, 2009, 04:19:34 AM
which spontaneously combusted with the combined force of a thermonuclear reaction for which the mushroom cloud.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on June 09, 2009, 08:01:52 PM
mushroomed, and . . .


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Post by: BCGamer2 on June 10, 2009, 03:46:22 PM
...to the surprise of a formerly unknown reporter who happened to be around ...


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Post by: GamerJeff on June 12, 2009, 07:29:45 PM
...who ducked into a nearby phone booth and changed into his ....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on June 14, 2009, 08:11:37 AM
...skydive wingsuit, hopped onto a plane, and...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: BCGamer2 on June 15, 2009, 01:32:35 PM
forgot his carry-on bag, which contained...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on June 16, 2009, 01:26:23 AM
the necessary counter-intelligence material required to both decipher the chemical composition and construct an antidote which would instantaneously dissapate the cloud into.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: BCGamer2 on June 16, 2009, 02:40:22 AM
...the most unlikely mix of household appliances, a whale and a blue shirt with a green stain on its collar, which is the only indication for...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on June 16, 2009, 06:35:55 AM
infiltrators.

With the imminent demise from the gaseous onslaught......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: BCGamer2 on July 04, 2009, 04:48:47 PM
... left the authors speechless for quite some time. After they had recovered...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on July 05, 2009, 12:05:11 AM
the realisation sunk in. They were too late. Microbes.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on July 07, 2009, 03:15:52 AM
... containing H1N1 had entered the wingsuit.  During the skydive, they were spread by coluds of...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on July 08, 2009, 12:33:25 AM
seagulls migrating to random points of the compass. Nothing could stop......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on July 18, 2009, 02:43:32 PM
.... what became the evil seagulls plans to frame thier arch-enemy, the friendly, tasty pig. Who never did anything to the......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on August 30, 2009, 05:04:27 PM
... Flock of Seagulls except recommend tall hair and songs about running so far away, yet they still hated this delightful slice of ham because... 


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on September 02, 2009, 07:38:35 AM
... of the incredible way they were fed by their owners!  The seagulls were enraged that they had to survive by working for their food while ...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on September 12, 2009, 05:09:02 AM
... the lazy pork chops were engorged with fresh corn purchased with food stamps from the local market run by a scrawny wizard named Elic.  Elic was known for ...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: Moose_Head on September 12, 2009, 04:17:11 PM
beguiling a passionate princess into decorating her hair with violent flecks of pink, purple and orange. A once withdrawn figure of .......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on October 03, 2009, 05:46:37 PM
.......the BSW community, the Wizard came out of his shell and started playing, well Wizard,  all day and night, forgetting to eat and feed the tasty pork-chops until...........


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: mondoj on November 05, 2009, 10:04:54 PM
. . . he started to drift off, thought he was playing Tichu in his groggy state, and tried and tried to lead his full house to the consternation of . . .


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: cche on November 10, 2009, 05:27:23 AM
... the Goddess of Victory, who was moonlighting that day despite...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on December 31, 2009, 05:27:30 AM
ToneDog calling Tichu and leading a 1-A straight to empty his entire hand.  The crowd...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on December 31, 2009, 11:11:54 PM
......cried, "CHEATER!!!!" And at that moment the Seagulls flew up into the air, and formed into an attack pattern and set thier sights on.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on February 26, 2010, 12:47:10 AM
....the tasty Pork-chops the Dragon with shiny white teeth and gift baskets was forced to eat because all the toothpaste was gone.


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: BCGamer2 on March 05, 2010, 02:46:43 PM
In fact, that was the last toothpaste of the kingdom - no more supplies - so the citizens were forced to...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on March 05, 2010, 04:06:07 PM
..... send an envoy to the next town to barter boardgames for .......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: BCGamer2 on June 22, 2010, 03:16:14 PM
... the story stalled for a couple of months for reasons that are ...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on June 23, 2010, 12:28:45 PM
... EVIL and Sinister.  Most didn't notice, but the boardgames were already gone. Stolen by ....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on June 23, 2010, 06:22:00 PM
the Titan and his minions, destined to wreak havoc on BurgundyRidge.  But just when things couldn't get any worse. . . .


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on June 24, 2010, 11:27:03 AM
.... the next town donates about four dozen different Monopoly Games. There is the Salt and Pepper Edition, The RollerSkate Edition, The Guest Stars on Full House Edition, The .......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on June 26, 2010, 04:59:57 AM
Lord of the Rings Edition.  The citizens rejoiced that they now . . . .


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on July 21, 2010, 12:26:40 PM
..... have The One Ring.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: BCGamer2 on July 22, 2010, 03:18:06 PM
...the One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them,

and so the citizens decided...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on July 29, 2010, 11:15:16 AM
.......to use the Ring against the Seagulls, who it was discovered that they........


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on August 16, 2010, 01:08:48 AM
once where an 80s pop band and they "ran.... ran so far away...".  With this new intelligence, it was easy to. . .


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on August 20, 2010, 05:49:15 AM
...figure out the birds weekness and get them to...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on August 21, 2010, 09:38:53 PM
..............run..............so..............far...............away................to..............

the Dragon's Lair where......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on September 11, 2010, 04:23:32 AM
they found Dirk the Daring, attempting to rescue Princess Daphne from the evil dragon.  Dirk . . .


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: BCGamer2 on September 11, 2010, 05:29:48 AM
...earned his nickname in a rather unusual way: He ...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on September 12, 2010, 07:35:00 AM
.. was dared to....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on September 14, 2010, 04:58:44 AM
... get to the center of a tootsie pop.  How many licks would it take?  One.  Two.  . . .


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: coasterb on January 26, 2011, 06:46:21 AM
Four and a half months later, Dirk found that it took 2,483,961 licks to get to the center.  But this was no ordinary tootsie pop.  The center was made of.....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: cche on January 26, 2011, 07:26:03 PM
...pure implodium, which upon contact with his tongue ...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on February 11, 2011, 03:29:33 PM
...made it 10 inches long. A fact that the ladies found....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on March 15, 2012, 11:40:24 PM
.....uninteresting, because a year ago the story came to an abrupt end.


THE END?


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: BCGamer2 on March 16, 2012, 06:35:36 AM
Far from it - the ladies did not find it uninteresting but got a bit sidetracked for the duration of about a year. Not knowing how to re-focus they initiated...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on March 22, 2012, 01:20:37 AM
..the Rite of Caylus, which is not to be confused with the Klingon Rite of Kahless, but the Rite of Caylus in which the participants.......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: JPFantasy on March 26, 2012, 02:33:42 AM
Use red sheep and green sheep, but unlike attribute, the sheep are used for. . .


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on April 13, 2012, 12:39:39 AM
....the official counting. Counting the days until the Big Ceremony of .....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on February 26, 2014, 05:49:29 AM
....2014!!! Now good 'ol Big Tongue Dirk could save the Princess and......


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: BCGamer2 on February 26, 2014, 07:03:24 AM
...continue his online shopping for a shiny armour. The best offer so far...


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on March 11, 2014, 01:10:07 AM
..was 7700G on MAGIC ARMOR over in Rimuldar. He was hoping to find EDRICK'S ARMOR, but the shipping from Hauksness was....


Title: Re: Burgundy Ridge fiction story!
Post by: joewtwins on January 19, 2015, 04:03:15 AM
....killer, considering it was back ordered for about 10 months because .......